I am suffering from a stinky summer cold, my head is cotton woolly and my nose just won't stop running. I have taken all manners of drugs but nothing is working. Poor old me, I will have to go cheer myself up by checking out these smashing Summer sales. Whoopee doo - life has got to be better once I am kitted out in discounted designer threads. I may have a bright red hooter but look new shoes, bags, coat dress etc. etc.